Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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