nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This is my gift to your gina
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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