he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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