How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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