he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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