New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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