I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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