I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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