Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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