Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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