no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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