We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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