no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?