i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?