i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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