Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Randomize
