doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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