Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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