idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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