There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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