If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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