You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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