singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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