I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're my little dorito
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
mondays should just be called national damage control day
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
