he looks like a really good dad on facebook
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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