i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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