wake up i wanna do it froggy style
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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