NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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