im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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