Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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