We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Are we still banned from the library?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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