Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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