I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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