Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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