Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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