Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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