he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Randomize
