sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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