we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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