I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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