I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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