then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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