it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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