from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over