i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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