there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"