I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on