The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Are we still banned from the library?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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