Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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