Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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