they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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