Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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