I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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