just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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