to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He felt like a one man threesome
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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