Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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the liver wants what the liver wants
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I currently don't understand fingers.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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